Yo Mama Such A Slut Jokes

Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.

Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.

Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.

Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.

yo mama's such a slut that when she walks her pussy claps

yo mama's such a slut, she's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...

yo mama's such a slut, just like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!
yo mama's such a slut, she's like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...

yo mama's such a slut her favorite appetizer is whorederves

yo mama's such a slut she was the subject of the TV movie Fat Insane Whore

yo mama's such a slut that when she went to Virgin Islands they had to change its name!

Yo mama's such a slut, that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.

Yo mama's such a slut, she doesn't say "Cock-a-doodle-do", she says "Any cock'll do!"

Yo mama's such a slut, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns.

Yo mama's such a slut, she interned for Bill Clinton

Yo mama's such a slut, she's been compared to a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!

Yo mama's such a slut, she applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.

Yo mama's such a slut, Yo daddy is a multiple-choice question.

YO MAMA'S SUCH A SLUT THAT SUM PEOPLE SAY "THE WIND BLOWS FOR FREE, HOW MUCH U CHARGE."

Yo mama's is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could "f" her first.

Yo mama's such a slut, she is like a protractor.....good at every angle.

Yo mama's such a slut, even the noble gases are attracted to her.

Yo mama's such a slut, that they're having to paternity test with the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!