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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes





Yo mama so ugly people from New Orleans are giving her money .

Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she looks like a homeless Lorena Bobbit.

Yo mama so ugly they're thinking about moving Halloween to her birthday

Yo mama so ugly your dad drinks at a bar and looks at her picture till she looks good before he goes home. .

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for apples in hot grease

Yo mama so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing her back

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly they feed her with a frisbee

Yo mama so ugly she got a prescription mirror

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and walked out with an application

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly her reflection gives her the finger

Yo mama so ugly she has the booty of a stripper and the face of a trucker

Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house, when she came out the other side, they gave her an application

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly they cut godzilla so she could make a movie


Yo mama so ugly she made freddie krueger and jason commit suicide


yo mama's so ugly her face should be regestired as a lethal weapon.


yo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals.

Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31st.

You so ugly yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot.

Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.

Yo mama so ugly when she step outside all the car alarms started going off start playing why you so ugly you got me crying.

Yo mama so ugly that the only person that wanted to sleep with her was a dog.
Yo mama so ugly she's only been married once.

Yo mama so ugly she is MJ's nose twin.

Yo mama so ugly, when she took a bath and it turned into shit water.

YO MAMA SO UGLY..................WELL JUST LOOK AT YOU............

Yo mama so ugly, her liscense plate reads, UGLY I ain't got no alibi

yo momma so, ugly when she died and St Peter saw her, he said, \"are you kidding me you to ugly to go to heaven\"

Yo mama was so ugly the day she born her father made a smokey glass cradle
Yo mama was so ugly that she went to Ms. ugly contest and she got disqualified for being too ugly.
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone
Yo mama so ugly she cant even have a good conversation with sumbody with letting them run away first
Yo mama so ugly she is MJ's nose twin
Yo mama so ugly she give Freddie Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror, Freddie Kruger appears, and says, "We are family, brotha, mama, sista, and you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she got sick and yo dad took her to the doctor's office the receptionist said, "This isn't a vet's office, you must take you dog out of here."
Yo mama so ugly she made the devil go to church
Yo mama so ugly she entered the ugliest people contest and she won 1st 2nd and 3rd.
Yo mama so ugly she made a curve go straight.
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection hides from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor was like ashton ashton come out now its not funny any more , because he thought he'd just got punked!
Yo mama's so big and ugly, people thought that King Kong was in town.
Yo mamas so ugly shes only allowed to go out on october 31
Yo mama so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet!"
Yo momma so ugly, when she fell off the ugly tree, she hit every ugly branch on the way down!!
Yo Mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama so ugly when she step outside all the car alarms started going off start playing why you so ugly you got me crying.





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