Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she's Mini-Me's.... Mini-Me
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.
Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.
Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.
Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging!
Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
Yo mama so short her best friend is an Ant.!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
Yo mama so short, she has to
cuff her underwear.
Yo mama so short, she don't
roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama so short, she can do
push-ups under the door.
Yo mama so short, when she
sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama so short, she can
sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama so short, she can
sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama so short, she broke
her leg jumping off the toilet.
Yo mama so short, she be
jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"
Yo mama so short, she has to
get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo mama so short, she can
hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama so short, she uses a
condom for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama so short she can
suck my dick standing up.
Yo mama so short, you can
see her whole body on her driver's license.
Yo mama so short, she's a
teller at a piggy bank.
Yo mama so short when she sits on the side walk her feet are still swinging.
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