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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof


Yo mama so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she wears neck deorderant

Yo mama so fat she has pork rind incense burning in her house

Yo mama so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe

Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito)

Yo mama so fat she got a bath from the cooking channel

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food

Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat, NASA thought she caused a solar eclipse

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

yo mama so fat that when she got into the ocean Thailand declared another tsunami. please"



Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat she blew out both her tires on her roller skates

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat ass off of me

Yo mama so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on a scale


Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator

Yo mama so fat when her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters

Yo mama so fat when she farted in the Gulf of Mexico it caused Hurricane Katrina

Yo mama so fat she fell in love then broke it

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she doesn't have corn rows she has crop circles

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason buffets installed speed bumps

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station

Yo mama so fat when she get hurt we take her to the hospital in a pick up truck

Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds

Yo mama so fat she's like my ex-girlfriend... I can't get within 100 yards of her

Yo Mama so fat up on Uranus their saying X marks the spot

Yo mama so fat but I screwed her ne way

Yo mama so fat she grinded her roller skates flat

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat that when she was born the doctors had to give her a pregnancy test!

Yo mama so fat when she masterbates it looks like a 3-way

Yo mama so fat she shops at the Gap and now its the Filled

Yo mama so fat the back of her head looks like hot dogs

Yo mama so fat shes like the ocean....Big...Wide...and filed with Cubans!

Yo mama so fat she has soft elbows

Yo mama so fat instead of an STD she gave me cholestorol

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead

Yo mama so fat she's like an SUV "Big Black and room for 6 construction workers inside"

Yo mama so fat she has more crack than Whitney and Bobby

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she hasn't seen her waistline since 85

Yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on her diet pills

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat when she wears Nike's they say Nickeloden

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi!!"

Yo mama so fat she puts mayonasise on asprin

Yo mama so fat she bathes with Shamu at Sea World

Yo mama so fat she has to pull her pants down to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat she went bungee jumping and broke the bridge

Yo mama so fat the only time she lifts weights is when she gets out of bed

Yo mama so fat shes on the seafood diet, she sees food and she eats it

Yo mama so fat it took her four weeks to die from lethal injection

Yo mama so fat her nipples touch on her back

Yo mama so fat she's a middleweight prostitute

Yo mama so fat she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat not even Jesus could lift her spirits

Yo mama so fat they had to put her back pockets in front

Yo mama so fat she has to wear a spandex wedding ring

Yo mama so fat she has shocks on her toilet

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat not even god could pick up her spirit


Yo mama so fat when she climbed the full moon it cracked in half


Yo, mama so fat when she weres a shirt with pictures on it they become 3-D


Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said my phone number.


yo mama is so fat the police stoped her and told her to stop selling crack


Yo mama so fat that when she goes to KFC she says, "can i get the bucket on the roof?"


Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed the hole titanic movie


Yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and got cents


Yo mama so fat she puts on a black bathing suit, gets in the ocean, and everyone screams \"Oil Spill.\"


Yo Mama is so fat, when she got on the scale her phone number showed up!


Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!


Yo Mama So Fat She Use A Flat Bed Truck As A Bed


Yo mamas so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!


Yo momma so fat when she went to the zoo she got put in with hippos


Yo Mama So Fat when she sat on the toilet, It sang abcdefg get your fat butt off of me


Yo mama's so fat,when she went to the theaters everybody yelled, "Look King-Kong in 3-D!".


Yo mama so fat she jumped into the ocean and made the whales sing \"we are family, even though you are fatter than me.\"

Yo mama so fat she went in a bed store, and ask for a waterbed, the owner put a blanet over the Pacific Ocean


Yo mama so fat, she thought that she was having a stomach ache when she was really going into labor


Your mama so fat that when she runs every one shouts EARTHQUAKE.


your mum so fat that she has to iron her pants on the drive way


Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for selling crack

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mother said to her husband DAMN I should have just gave you head


Yo mama so fat, her picture heavy


Yo mama so fat she gotta do the matix just to get of her car


Yo mama so fat when she walk around people say there go the neighborhood!

Yo mama so fat she cant take pictures, she have to take billboards!


Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singin We are family.


Yo mama so fat she uses a flat bed truck as a bed.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang abcdefg get your fat butt off of me.

Yo mama so fat she look like a obese teddy graham that should be haven a million bras two in the front of her neck,two in the back of her neck, ten on her back, eleven on her stomach, six on each arm and leg and theigh, and one wrapped around each toe,and a tripple d cup size bra to hold up her virgina!
Yo mama so fat that I walked around her twice and got lost!

Yo mama so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck

Yo mama so fat she can play pool with the planets.

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama is so fat that when she saw a yellow bus she said\"there goes my twinke\"

Yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo she got put in with the hippos.

yo mama so fat she play hopscotch like this Washington, Texas, Florida, Mexico.

Yo mama is so fat that her car is made out of spandex.

Yo mama so fat that u have to take 2 airplanes and bus to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat her stretch marks got stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat she wears the eqautor for a belt just to hold up her pants.

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
Yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat the childern come running to the bus stop.

Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

Yo mama is so fat that the government could use her jelly-rolls to stop world hunger.

Yo mama so fat she fell off the bed and went straight to hell
Yo mama so fat that even god couldn't raise her spirit

Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon

Yo mama so fat when she walked past the t.v. you missed three episodes.
Yo Mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper
Yo mama so fat she had to take a specially made taxi the size of the united states.
Yo mama so fat when she hop she goes from Europe to asia to africa to anartica
Yo mama is so fat she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
To mama so fat she got her own area code
Yo mama so fat she uses a paint roller to put on lipstick.
Yo mama so fat she hopped over walmart, tripped over k-mart, rolled over sears and landed on target.
Yo mama so fat she fills up tha bathtub then she turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat that when she farts, the richter scale says 9.0!
Yo mama so fat the shadow of her butt weighs fifty pounds.
Yo mama so fat she sat in the middle of the road and got mistakened for a roundabout.
Yo momma so fat she has double wide swinging restuarant doors in her house.
Yo mama is so fat she wore a pink and yellow spotted dress and a girl thought she was Mr blobby
Yo mama so fat when she leaves the beach everyone screams the coast is clear!!!
Yo mama so fat she is in love with the great wall of china
Yo mama so fat her strech marks spell out "big bitch"
Yo mama so fat when she leaves the beach everyone screams the coast is clear!!!
Yo mama so fat she fell into the ocean and the whales cried.."We are family!"
Yo mama so fat when she walk up a street pepole thought the sun was coming.
yo mama so fat that that when she was walking home she tripped over Wal-mart and landed on Target.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the toilet she said ooh this ain't comfortable. Because she was sitting on a broken chair!

Yo mama so fat, I wasted all my gas driving around her!!
Yo momma so fat when she walks across the isle at the theatre everybody misses the movie
Yo mama so fat she made the movie "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama is so fat to keep her cold at night she doesnt use a fan she uses a helicopter
Yo mama is so fat that her car is made out of spandex.
Yo momma is so fat a truck hit her and she asked who pelt that stone!
Yo momma so fat she has a shape of a pepsi not the bottle THE CAN!
Yo mama so fat her butt cheecks look two pigs fiting over a milk dud
Yo mama is so fat that when your school bus passed by she ran after it trying to catch that twinkie
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and was like "who be thowin rocks at me"...
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama so fat every time she walked in JCPennys they said its all inside
Yo mama is so fat she hopped over walmart, tripped over kmart, rolled over sears and landed on target.
Yo mama so fat she fills up tha bathtub then she turns on the water
Yo mama so fat the shadow of her butt weighs fifty pounds
Yo Mamma's So Fat, When God Said Let There Bel Light, He Asked Her To Move Out Of The Way.
Yo mama so fat everytime she TRIES to masterbate she can only find her belly button

Yo mama so fat she fell off the sidewalk and I did not want to laugh but the ground was cracking up.
yo mama so fat her streachmarks got streachmarks!
"Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped of a cliff, she got stuck!!!"
Yo mama so fat she uses a paint-roller to put on lipstick.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell down the stairs she really fell up!!!

Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Puts On A Yellow & Black Dress And Go`s Out Side All The People Yell `` Hey Taxi, Over Here``
Yo mama so fat they had to use a crain to lift her out of your fathers car.
Yo mama's picture was so heavy that when they took her picture all the light's went out and the camera fell over and killed the photographer
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the t.v.you missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in!
Yo mama so fat that when she goes out to eat she looks at the menu and says okay
Yo mama is so fat when she went to the Zoo they said "Hey, look at that fat Hippopotimus!"
yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat the childern come running to the bus stop.
Yo mama so fat she went to the beach in a bikini and got sent home by the lifeguard for not wearing bottoms.
Yo Mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all tha whales started to sing "We are family even thought your fater the me"
Yo mama so fat she fell down the stairs sleepwalking and instead of waking up, she rocked herself to sleep.
Yo Mama's so fat, she ordered a waterbed and they just put a sheet over the ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that she went swimming in the ocean,and when she came back on land everyone shouted, "Beached Whale!"
Yo mama's so fat when she steped on the scale the doctor said "HEY look my phone number."
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean the International Tsunami Warning System was triggered
Yo mama is so fat when she went to get her shoes shined, she had to take their word!
Yo mama so fat that when she was having sex she yelled out recipes
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it say to be continued.
Yo mama so fat for halloween she wore a black plastic bag and when i asked her what she was going as she said night.





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