Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so dumb I asked her if she knew Pharell from the Neptunes and she said she only knows people from Earth
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice
instead.
Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she
put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying
to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went
home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with
a spoon
Yo mama so dumb she told everyone that she was "illegitiment"
because she couldn't read
Yo mama so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so dumb she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl
Yo mama so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama is so dumb, that she went to a clippers game for a haircut.
Yo mama so dumb that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so dumb she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the
dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so dumb she stole free bread.
Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so dumb I asked her what she does for a living and she said breathe
Yo mama so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so dumb she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
Yo mama so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo mama so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so dumb she tried to schedule a physical with Dr. Pepper
Yo mama so dumb she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
Yo mama so dumb when I told her a Tsunami hit, she said "Why didn't you hit back?"
Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mama so dumb she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
Yo mama so dumb she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
Yo mama so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Yo mama so dumb if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
Yo mama so dumb they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
Yo mama so dumb at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"... she put "Sagittarius"
Yo mama so dumb she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
Yo mama so dumb if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
Yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test - and failed
Yo mama so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo mama so dumb It takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"
Yo mama so dumb when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
Yo mama so dumb when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
Yo mama so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so dumb she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese".
Yo mama so dumb She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.
Yo mama so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so dumb she thinks socialism means partying.
Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo mama so dumb she was on the corner giving out potato chips, yelling, "Free Lays!".
Yo mama so dumb when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or Grape?"
Yo mama so dumb when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so dumb she threw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and pissed her pants.
Yo mama so dumb when you told her you had crabs she said I don't think those
are good pets but okay!
Yo mama so dumb she took a doughtnut back caude it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so dumb when she shivers you can hear a rattling coming from her head
Yo mama so dumb that she went to the doctor because she couldn't see her ass
Yo mama so dumb, she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining!
Yo mama so dumb she thought Cat Mix was a C-D
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for some gas money.
Yo mama so dumb she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so dumb she stole free samples.
Yo momma so dumb she put dunbells in a basket and thought she was pushing weight
Yo momma so dumb when you told her you had crabs she said I don't think those are good pets but okay!
Yo Mama so dumb the teacher told her she got all B's she went to the store in got some honey.
Yo Mama so dumb she went outside to look at the stars, and thought it was pookey dots.
Yo Mama so dumb I told her, I was watching B.E.T she said put me down for five.
Yo Mama so dumb I asked her what time she was leaving, she started talking to her watch.
Yo Mama so dumb she went to hell an iron her clothes.
Yo Mama so dumb they told her to count 1-10, she gave them her 10 digit phone-number.
Yo Mama so dumb they gave her some grease to fry her food, she greased her hair.
Yo Mama so dumb they ask her when was she born she said in the beginning.
Yo Mama so dumb she used a fork for her toothbrush.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Dog mix was a CD
Yo Mama so dumb she brought cheerios & a spoon to the superbowl
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