Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet.
Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind.
Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate.
Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window.
Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.
Yo mama's house is so small, her welcome mat only says "Well!"
Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside.
Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard.
Yo mama's house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door.
yo mama's house so small that when she was eating in the kitchen her elbows were in the living room
Yo momma house so small, she order a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
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