Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet
Yo mama like a cigarette, I have her 40 times a day and she's killing me
Yo mama's snatch has more friends then Tom on MySpace
Yo mama's like a gas station... pay before you pump
Yo mama's pussy so nasty, they make you eat it during "Fear Factor"
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing,
and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people
waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
You Mama smokes so many cigarettes she sold your ass for a pack of Newports
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama's snatch is so dry even her crabs carry cantenes
Yo mama so country when she got in an elevator she thought it was a new mobile home
Yo mama like Walmart, she's still the low price leader
Yo mama got more extensions, then AT&T
Yo mama has a glass leg and she uses windex for lotion
Yo mama got more clap than an auditorium
Yo mama such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo Mama’s so EZ, She iz like a light switch, anybody or anything can turn her on
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the
front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama look like Cedric the Entertainer with a wig
Yo mama like Comcast I haven't paid her in like 3 months
Yo mama so nice she'd give me the hair off her back
Yo mama dress so bright she looks like she got lost in a crayon store
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama is like a television even a three year old can turn her on
Yo mama so easy, I asked her what time is it and she said time to fuck
Yo mamma jokes are SOOOO old... they aint even funny even more.
Yo mama has two penises and your one of them
Yo mama is like a mesqito she wont stop suckin to you slap her
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Q: Whats the difference between yo mama and gas prices?
A: Gas prices keep going up on the public and yo mama keeps going down on the public
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Your moms like a bowling ball. She gets greased up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, then comes back for more.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama's hairline so far back on her it looks like its on somebody else's head
Yo mama's profile so jacked up she has her own reality show "Pimp my sides"
Yo mama like the hardware store, only 25 cents a screw
Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription tic-tacs
Yo mamas butt hairs are so long they get clogged in the toilet when she flushes
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear
I don't know what sucks more your yo mama jokes or your mom
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no
more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
yo mama so drunck she went to a bar an looked in the mirror an started to cus her self out
Yo mama is like a brick, she gets laid by mexicans.
Yo mama so stinky that when she weny in public everybody said damn is an animal or what
Yo mama is so hunched-back, she has to wear goggles when she takes a piss.
yo mama so black she jumped in the ocean everybody said look at that oil spill
Yo mama so white that when she fell in the snow people said, where'd she go?
Yo mama breath so hot when she yawned she popped a bag of popcorn.
Yo mama so black when she sat on a black couch she blended in.
Yo mama like Home Depot,"If you can do it, we can help"
Yo mama's house so dirty I had to wipe my feey coming out the house
You so ugly yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot.
Your moms like a brick she gets laid by Mexicans
yo mama so white that when she fell in the snow people said whered she go
Yo mama is so blonde , when she went to take her behind the wheel she couldnt figure out which light meant stop and which meant go.
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