Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A Tennis Ball.
Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: “See you round..”
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
To them, "Love" means nothing.
Q: Where do ghosts play tennis?
A: On a tennis corpse!
Q: What is the definition of endless love?
A. Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis
Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game?
A; Because each player raises a racket.
Q: What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
A: Who's making all the racquet?
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Q. Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
A. To hide in the tall, tall
grass.
Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A. So he wouldn't
get his tennis shoes wet.
Click Here to Bookmark sekoJ.com 
