I play in the over-40 basketball league. We don't have jump balls. The ref
just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up gets
possession.
Basketball is America's favorite "running" sport. Number two is
avoiding child support payments.
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only
one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?Because it heard the referee
was blowing fouls.
No, but they gave one to me anyway. - L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when
asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University
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