Baseball Jokes - Sports Jokes

Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
A: O.J. Simpson.
Q: What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?
A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!
Q: What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?
A: UPS knows how to throw a strike.
Q: Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot and now has a crack in his big toe.
A: This is the first time that the name Strawberry and the word crack were used in the same sentence without it ending with his suspension.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?
A: Because he gets to see some balls.
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball"

Q: Why did the coach kick Cinderella off the baseball team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.

Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
A: O.J. Simpson.

Q: Well, at least the Cubs are trying.
A: They installed a new pitching machine the other day. Unfortunately it beat them 4-1.

Q: MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rosein the 2006 season.
A: When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $50 riding on it."

Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.