Orthodox Catholic Pick Up Lines

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

Nice bible.

I would like to pray with you.

You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.

You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

Do you believe in Divine appointment?

Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.

Damn girl, I know your going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good

Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?

You know how god created everyone you must have his best creation

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?

Confess here often?