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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

"Lets play house...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!"

You wanna see a donkey show?

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you!

Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

hey baby, thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it!

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks

You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?

Hi, how bout you grab my butt and i grab your ears!

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

I like the way your wearing that shirt, but honestly honey, it'd look better on the floor.

Your boobs are big (so) can I touch? (no) God gave you a gift and wants you to share it with the world

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don�t sweat much.

Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?

Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated

The socks are having a party; can the pants come down?

I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

I wish you were a pig(she asks why?)cause then youd have six...(point at her chest and wait for slap)
hey baby do you want some of these,she says these what you say these nuts.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

You have a nice body but it would look better in my bed with me in it.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Screw me if I'm wrong but aren't you Julia Roberts.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Your pants remind me of Vegas.... The kinda place I go to blow my Wad.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickel

Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference