Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us
reduce to simplest form?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to
a series of simple periodic functions.
"Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?"
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my
performance?
If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd
be ONE!
I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables
Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could
be the area under your curve...
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are
yours.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your
phone number?
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of
years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy
when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it
displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
You are one well-defined function.
Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi
Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be
injective.
Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate
for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on
the rest of Russell’s life.
The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.
I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!
I would really like to bisect your angle.
Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around
you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds.
What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary
things are given a magnitude and a direction.
If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
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