Gay Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Lines

My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.

"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"

Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

i hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?

My name is (your name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Nice ass... what time does it open?

You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez"

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?

Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.

I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line