Celebrity Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Lines

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I will be a dixie chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!

I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have Wood

Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson

"Why, sure!" "Hello! I've just been elected President Of The United States! Care to come sit on my Oval Office?" "Okay!"

Are you the daughter of Willy Wonka because you look delicious

Are you Halle Berry?(girl:no!) well then you have to besome kinda of movie star

If I were Peter Pan You would be my happy thought.

Bond. James Bond.

Trying to Pick Up Celebrity Pick Up Lines:

Go up to one or more of the Desparate Housewives (Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, etc)
How about you and me go out on a date and we can do a sequel called Satsisfied Housewives

Fergi from the Black Eyed Peas
Hey Fergi we have so much in common, I love girls with junk in their trunk

(to a baseball player)
Girl: are you a catcher?
Guy: no or yes, why?
Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!