Animal Pick Up Lines - Pick Up Lines

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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....

Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind

Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.

Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin?(no, why?) cuz i noticed the humps

Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home

Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy

You wanna see a donkey show?

I'm a lion: Meow

If you where a sheep I would clone you

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!

Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?

Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!

Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks

Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.

Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name)

IF WE WERE BOTH SQUIRRELS WOULD YOU LET ME BUST A NUTT IN YOUR HOLE?

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.

Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey

So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?