Why do rednecks like the doggie position?
That way they can both watch wrestling.
What do rednecks call ductape?
Chrome.
Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy
A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.
Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under are not admitted.
Why did O.J. Simpson want to move the Tennessee?
Everyone there has the same DNA.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
What is a Redneck's defense in court?
"Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."
What do they call it in Kentucky?
"Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."
How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
Why did God invent armadillos?
So that rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
What can a pizza do that a redneck can't do?
Feed a family of 4
Q: Whats forty feet long and has only 14 teeth?
A: The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert.
Q: How do rednecks fish?
A: With dynamite
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