Well, once upon a time, there was this redneck who decided to go hunting. After
a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go
home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one
shot, but misses. The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill
me!" But the redneck says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not
believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass." So after the bear
is done with the redneck, the redneck says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill
you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time. The bear comes up to
him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!"
And the redneck says
"no, I dropped my gun and it went off again". The bear doesn't believe him
and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick." So after the bear is done with
him he leaves, and the redneck is real mad and fires a third time. But again
he misses. So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to
hunt, did you?"
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