Q: What do you call a white person fallen fron the sky?
A: Bird Poop
Q: If the women with big boobs work at hooters where do the woman with one leg work?
A: Ihop.
What Do You Call A Black Girl With Braces?
A Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker
Q: Why are women are good goal keepers
A: No matter how hard the men fuck, the balls don't go in.
Q: You know a boss is like a diaper?
A: FULL OF SHIT AND ALWAYS ON YOUR ASS.
What do you call a BLACK guy in a wheelchair at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves after his house burnt down
Q.what is the rent collectors favorite game to play?
A. monopoly
Q: Why is it a good thing to date a homeless person.
A: Because you can drop them off anywhere
Q: Whats white, black and blue all over?
A: A white man who wouldn’t stop tellin nigg* jokes.
Q: Why don’t black people like asprin?
A: Because it’s white it works and you have to pick cotton to get to it.
Q: What do you call a gang of white people?
A: Cracker Stack!
Q: What is a Dominican doing with two quarters in his ear?
A: Listening to 50 cent
Q: What’s 12 inches and White?
A: Nothin.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
Q: What’s everyone’s favorite vegetable.
A: Christopher Reeves
Q: Why do blacks call white people "honkies"?
A: That’s the last noise they hear before the white people run them over.
Q: What do you call 10 black people in an elavator ?
A: A box of chocolates
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that a klan member would hate to call a black person?
A: Neighbor
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger."
Every picture of you is of when you were younger.
ONE DAY,PRESIDENT OBASANJO SAW A MYSTICAL FAIRY THAT WOULD GRANT HIM ANY WISH.THEN THE PRESIDENT WISHED THAT HE COULD BE HANDSOME.
THEN THE FAIRY SAID THAT HE ASKED FOR A WISH AND NOT A MIRACLE
My son really upset my Grandad today:
Kid says: "Grandad when are you going to turn into a frog" grandad:"What do you mean?" kid: "well dad says when you croak we are going to disneyland"
The coach of the football team asked his girlfriend to go to the bank and get his quarterback.
So she goes and comes back 20 minutes later with a quarter in her hand and tells her boyfriend,"here's your quarter".
Q: There's a black guy and a mexican in a car. Whose driving?
A:The Cop
You so ugly your mama had morning sickness after you were born.
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