Q: Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
A: He baptized one and kept the other as a control.
Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: What kind of institution is Marriage?
A: One where a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Q: What does marriage do?
A: Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Q: What kind of rings do men need for marriage
A1: Engagement Ring
A2: Wedding Ring
A3: Suffe-Ring
A4: Endu-Ring
Q: Whats the definition of a happy marriage?
A: One where the husband gives and the wife takes.
Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
Q: When are feminists bad?
A: After one marries your sister!
Q: Who is the perfect husband?
A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
Q: When is it okay to Love thy neighbor?
A: When her husband is away on business!
Q: How hard is it to lose a wife?
A: Nowadays its almost impossible!
Q: Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A: Because love means nothing to them!
Q: Whats the difference between marrying a Mama's Boy and a Daddy's Girl?
A: One makes biscuits like his mother and the other makes dough like her father!
Q: The difference between marriage and death?
A: Dead people are free.
Q: What is the ideal marriage?
A: One between a deaf man and a blind woman
Q: Which one of your children will never grow up and move away?
A: Your husband!
Q: How do you tranfer funds even faster than electronic banking?
A: By getting Married!
Q: Whats the difference between the Bride and Groom
A: In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!
Q: Marriage is what kind of sport?
A: One where the trapped animal has to buy the license!
Q: What kind of process is Marriage?
A: A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
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