Your co-worker tells you he/she
has 8 body piercings...and none are visible.
You make over $250,000 and
still can't afford a house.
A really great parking space
can move you to tears.
A low-speed police pursuit will
interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
You assume every company offers
domestic partner benefits, a fab exercise facility, and tofu takeout.
You're thinking of taking an
adult class but you can't decide between aromatherapy and conversational
Mandarin.
Your best friends just named
their twins after her acting coach and his personal trainer.
The three-hour traffic jam you
just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone
slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe laying on the shoulder.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher
has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
You can't remember ... is pot
illegal?
You've been to more than one
baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
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