Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all
off and turn the volumes to "10"; then start polka dancing.
Put M&M's on layaway.
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission: Impossible."
Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct
me to your Twinkies, Tea Bags, Large Melons, etc?"
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the
store.
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
When someone steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
During announcements over the PA, assume the fetal
position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
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