Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my
car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I've been arrested three
times for practicing.
Harmonica Gift
Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to
his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best
Christmas present I ever got."
"That's great," smiled his uncle. "Have you learned how to
play it yet?"
"Oh, I don't play it," Little Johnny said. "My mom gives me a
dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a
week not to play it at night."