Old world charm (No bath)
Tropical
( Rainy)
Majestic setting (A long way from town)
Options galore ( Nothing is
included in the itinerary)
Secluded hideaway (Impossible to find or get to)
Pre-registered rooms (Already occupied)
Knowledgeable trip hosts ( They've flown in an airplane
before)
No extra fees
(No extras)
Nominal fee
(Outrageous charge)
Standard
(Sub-standard)
Deluxe
(Standard)
Superior
(One free shower cap)
Cozy
(Small)
All the amenities (Two free shower caps)
Plush
(Top and bottom sheets)
Gentle breezes ..................................
Occasional Gale-force winds
Light and airy ..................................... No
air conditioning
Picturesque ....................................... Theme
park nearby
Open bar ........................................... Free
ice cubes
Concierge ....................................... Stand
with tourist brochures
Continental breakfast ..................... Free muffin