Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water skier !
Water skier who ?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless !