How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him
names"
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants
to play with them.
Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on
Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the
ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas Alphabet has No L (Noel)
Q: What Christmas Carol is a
favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad
Q: What do you call a smelly Santa?
A: "Farter Christmas"
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