As a squad of British soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, they came
across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi
soldier. A short distance up the road, they found a badly
mangled British soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to
breathe. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had
happened. “Well,” he whispered, “I was walking down this
road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border
guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, ‘Saddam Hussein is an
unprincipled, lying piece of shit!’” “He looked me right
in the eye and shouted back, ‘Tony Blair is an unprincipled, lying piece of
shit too!’” “We were standing there shaking hands when
the truck hit us.”