I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldnít believe it when she asked if Iíd like to meet up and
maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!", I said, "I donít know if I could keep pace with you now! Iím a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure Iíd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you donít mind a man with a waistband thatís a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, Iíve put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled
.....so I told her to fuck off.