It's boxing day, and little jimmy and johnny are comparing their Christmas presents.
Jimmy: "so what did you get?"
Johnny: "I got a football, and a rugby ball, and a tennis set, and some dvds, and a PS3, and loads of games, and a PSP, and some books, and a remote control car, and a remote control plane, and a little motorbike, that really goes! And I got LOADS of sweets and chocolate, and i got to go to lapland to meet Santa!"
Jimmy:"wow!"
Johnny:"yeah, I know!, so what did you get?"
Jimmy: "I got a football and a selection box"
Johnny:"That's a bit crap, isnt it?"
Jimmy: "Yeah I suppose, but then I'm not the one who's got terminal luekaemia."