"Down in Washington D.C. the feds jumped a guy who was behaving suspiciously and
carrying two large suitcases. Turns out it kind of had a funny ending: he's not
a terrorist and the suitcases were full of cash for Tom Delay." --David
Letterman
"Big scare down in Washington earlier
today. Turned out it was a false alarm. What it was was a lobbyist airlifting
money to Tom DeLay." --David Letterman
"They shut down Pennsylvania Avenue
because of a suspicious package, did you hear about that? Turns out it was just
a big bag of laundered money for Tom DeLay." --David Letterman
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