"John Kerry and Ralph Nader met face-to-face, it was a historic meeting.
Astronomers said today their meeting actually created what is called a 'charisma
black hole.'" —Jay Leno
"You ever take a good look at Ralph Nader? Don't you think he looks like
Kerry if you left him in the dryer for couple of days?" —Jay Leno
"Ralph Nader says he is testing the water and hasn't decided on whether
he'll run for president in 2004. Actually, he doesn't really need to run because
I think the Democrats feel they can lose without him this time." —Jay
Leno
"Nader says he is launching a campaign based on the Internet. Well, that
certainly worked out well for Howard Dean, didn't it?" —Jay Leno