"Deep Throat has gone public. Yup, Paris
Hilton's getting married." -- Jay Leno
"Doug Wead, a former Assembly of God minister who was Bush's contact for
the Evangelical community, secretly taped President Bush's phone conversations
for like three years. Turns out the guy, he said he thought it was moral to
record someone who was destined for greatness. That's the same excuse Paris
Hilton's boyfriend used." --Jay Leno