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Michael Jackson Jokes




Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men?
A: Because he tought it was a delivery service!


Q: How do you know when itís Michael Jacksons bed time ?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.

Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?
A: Both hold the juice.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the lady say to Micheal Jackson at the Beach?
A: Get out of my sun (son)

Q: Have you heard about Micheal Jacksonís new book?
A: It's called the inís and outs of child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?
A: They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and shit on the carpet? A: well there both black and they both smell but michael isn't fuzzy


Q: whats Michael Jackson's favorite song?
A: Beat It!


Q: Whats Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me!"


Q: What is Michael Jacklson's Favorite album?
A: Kids Bop


Q: what do Michael Jackson and Mr. Potatoe head have in common?
A: they both have detachable noses.


Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation 2 have in common?
A: They both like to be played with by little boys.


Q: What does Michael Jackson see children as? Fish
A: What is Michael Jackson's favorite Mobster saying? You'll be sleeping with the fish.


Q: What do Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant have in common?
A: They both play with balls.


Q: Why did the Pepsi company fire Michael Jackson?
A: He was caught Sunkisting (Sonkissing).


Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
A: It was just a slip of the tongue.

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What dose Michael Jackson and a snow man have in common ?
A: They both melt in the sun

Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag ?
A: Ones plastic and a danger to children .. and the others used for shopping!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?
A: They both come in small tots.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?
A: They both come in tots.

Q: What does Michael hand round after dinner?
A: The under Eights.

Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?
A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?
A: Both are force fed to little boys.

Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A: "Boy, that's a relief. I thought she married a black guy!"

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
little boy blew
little boy blew who?
Michael Jackson


Q: Why was Michael Jackson sick?
A: He ate an 11 year-old weiner.


Micheal Jacksons nose is so pointy if he went to Chicago he would get shot for pointing






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