"Several celebrities have stepped forward
to defend Michael Jackson — Woody Harrelson, Roman Polanski, Pete
Townsend." —Craig Kilborn
"I can sum up Michael Jackson's legal
defense in three words: dead man moonwalking." —Craig Kilborn
"Michael Jackson turned himself into
authorities today and now the court may take away his kids. Don't worry,
Michael's working on a deal where he can dangle them on the weekends."
—Craig Kilborn
"The saddest part of this Michael Jackson
scandal is that all of this could have been avoided if he just stuck to grabbing
his own crotch." —Craig Kilborn
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