Signs Your Days As A Child Television Star Are Over:
1. MICHAEL JACKSON stops calling you. - the gloved one
4. People stop calling your cocaine addiction "cute".
6. Nagging calls from "Where are they now?" reporters.
7. You can't stay out of jail long enough to go to work.
8. You make a guest appearance on TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes.
9. When Teen Beat stops harassing you.
11. When your hair style is older than the stylist.
12. They figure out that you can't actually act.
13. You rob your first 7-11.
14. You grow taller than 4-foot-6.