"As you know President Bush has been
traveling around the country trying to sell his new Social Security plan. He
wants to take our retirement money and invest it in the stock market. He says
nothing can go wrong. I'll mention that to Martha Stewart the next time I see
her." --Jay Leno
"Martha Stewart published her recipe for
disaster -- mix one part arrogance with two parts incompetence, simmer in the
juices and then serve hot in the can." —Jay Leno
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