Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face?
She tried eating with a fork.
Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll?
You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad?
Neither has she!
What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder?
Endless love
Why does helen keller wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips!!
What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game?
Musical Chairs
Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie?
Around the Block in 80 days.
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store?
Just looking!
How did helen keller burn her face?
She was bobbing for french fries.
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?
Stuck doorknobs to the walls.
Why were Helen Kellers hands purple?
She heard it thru the grapevine.
Why did helen keller go crazy?
She was trying to read a stucko wall.
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet
How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?
Break her fingers
Why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Whats helen keller's favorite color?
Black
Why did Helen Keller cross the road?
What, like she know's where she's going?
How do you punish Helen Keller?
By rearranging the living-room furniture.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands off.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing?
Washed her hands with soap.
How did Helen Keller burn her hands?
She was trying to read a waffle iron
What does Helen Keller call the closet?
Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over?
Disneyworld
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