"'American Idol' got a record 65 million
votes. In fact today, Bush and Kerry started taking singing lessons."
—Jay Leno
"A fiery Al Gore called for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld,
Condoleeza Rice, and CIA Director George Tenet. Bush was furious. He said to
Gore, 'Hey, who elected you president?!'" —Jay Leno
"President Bush released his tax returns
yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that
off." —Jay Leno
"President Bush got a little upset with a reporter for calling him 'sir'
instead of 'Mr. President.' Man, how upset is he going to be after the election
when they start calling him George again?" —Jay Leno
President Bush has unveiled his first campaign
commercial, highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a
60-second spot." —Jay Leno
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