"Senator Ted Kennedy said that Iraq was President Bush's 'Vietnam.' When
he heard about it, President Bush said, 'That's not true; I went to Iraq."'
—Conan O'Brien
"Newly released transcripts reveal that
President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing
this, President Bush said, 'Hey, so was I!'" —Conan O'Brien
"Earlier today, the White House released
President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president
listed Iraq." —Conan O'Brien
"In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not
remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's
exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'" —Conan O'Brien
"Newly released transcripts reveal that
President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing
this, President Bush said, 'Hey, so was I!'" —Conan O'Brien
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