Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?
A: When she didn't swallow everything he presented.
Q: What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play?
A: Swallow the leader
Q: When did Bill Clinton lose Paula Jones
A: During the De-briefing
Q: How are Paula Jones and the tornadoes the same?
A: They are both two big blows Clinton's missed in Arkansas
Q. What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
A. NOW she decides to open her mouth!