"In the book Hillary says she and President Clinton kept their marriage together through counseling. Yeah, that and living in different cities and never seeing each other."
-- Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.' "
-- Craig Kilborn
"Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark."
-- Craig Kilborn