"In his first news conference after being elected governor of
California, Arnold Schwarzeneger promised to clean house in Sacramento. He also
threatened to molest the energy crisis, and date rape the deficit." —Tina
Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
"On Thursday in California, President Bush met privately with
Governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger. What did the pair talk about? Neither is
sure." —Tina Fey, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
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