You Know You are a Blonde If Jokes

You know you are a blond if you're pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.

You know you are a blond if you believe "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.

You know you are a blond if you think a G-string is part of a violin.

You know you are a blond if you think Anus is the Latin word for yearly.

You know you are a blond if you believe Testicles are found on an octopus.

You know you are a blond if you think an umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

You know you are a blond if you believe a diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

You know you are a blond if you're think lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

You know you are a blond if you think Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass.

You know you are a blond if you believe Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.

You know you are a blond if you think Douche is the Italian word for twelve.

You know you are a blond if you think An enema is someone who is not your friend.

You know you are a blond if you believe Menopause is a button on the VHS remote control.