Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum!
Q: Where are whales weighed?
A: At a whale weigh station
Q: How do you circumsize a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.
Q: Did you hear about the flying whale?
A: Actually its a whale of a story.
Q: What do you call a baby whale?
A: A little squirt!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.