Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: "Fleece Navidad!"
Q: How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
A: Don't be silly - sheep can't knit!
Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn't?
A: A baaaa-boon!
Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?
A: A baa-lerina!
Q: What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
A: A shhhheep!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.
Q: Where did the sheep get a haircut?
A: The baa-baa shop!
Q: Where do sheep get their wool cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop!
Q: Where do sheeps take a bath?
A: In a baaaa-th tub!
Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?
A: Because she did a ewe-turn!
Q: Why couldn't the little lamb play outside?
A: It was being baaaaaaaad!
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