Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the Gypsies to the rubbish tip
What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
A bagel.
Why did the seagull fly north?
Because it was to far to walk.
Q: Where do seagulls invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter!
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