Q: How do pigs write top secret messages?
A: With invisible oink!
Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
A: In an hambulance!
Q: What did the pig say when he was sick?
A: "Call the hambulance!"
Q: What do pigs get when they're ill?
A: Oinkment!
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Porkchop!
Q: What do you call a pig that won the lottery?
A: Filthy rich!
Q: What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: A porkasaurus rex!
Q: What happened to the pig who lost its voice?
A: It became disgruntled!
Q: What happened when the pig pen broke?
A: The pigs had to use a pencil!
Q: Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?
A: "Porks Illustrated!"
Q: Why did it take the pig hours to cross the road?
A: Because he was a slow-pork!
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ink?
A: Because it always ran out of the pen!
Q: Why should you never tell a pig a secret?
A: Because they love to squeal!
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?
A: Lawrence of Poland.
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A: A woman that won't do what she's told.
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because men are pigs
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