What is a myth?
A female moth!
What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see the floor show!
What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
A killer butterfly!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything!
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
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