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Horse Jokes

Q: What do you call a promiscious pony?
A: A Little Whorse

Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse's name was Friday!

Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!

Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it's neck and neck.

Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can't take your order. That's not my stable.

Q: What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.

Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.

Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.

Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?
A: "Why the long face?"

Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: "Why the long face?"

Q: What do you call a baby donkey?
A: A burrito!

Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!

Q: What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
A: A nightmare!

Q: Where do horses go when they're sick?
A: The horsepital!

Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!

Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!

Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred   Privacy Policy