Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
Q: What's the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?
A: Long-arm of the Law !
Q: Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!